Sunday, August 25, 2013

Typhoid Lungsford (or, 1001 ways to die)

Prepping for Cameroon has felt much like preparing to go to war with much of the natural world.  Apparently, there are quite a few things that can kill you in Africa. I’ve done my fair share of traveling, but either I haven’t been to an area quite so fraught with potential disaster before, or I bounced along in happy ignorance during my various middle school, high school, and undergrad study abroad trips (ignorance is highly likely).  If my ever-helpful friends and roommates tell me about one more disease that I can contract while over there, I may spend the next few months in prison rather than Cameroon. 

In the last couple of weeks I have had to get five shots and take typhoid pills as well as pick up my prescription for anti-malarial and broad-spectrum antibiotics.  All of these were provided by the travel clinic where I naively went two weeks ago thinking that all I needed was a Yellow Fever vaccine and anti-malarials.  After all, in the last year alone I’ve traveled to four countries so I figured I was mostly up to date. 

When I got to the clinic they handed me forms to fill out with the name Alison Lungsford on the top—apparently my last name remains rather elusive over the phone.  After a fight with my insurance company over my MIA insurance card, I was ready to go.  As some of you might know, I love shots only slightly less than the diseases they protect me from, so when I found out I was getting four, I was less than amused.  This must have shown on my face as the nurse prepped and administered the shots—two in each arm—because after all was said and done, another nurse who had walked by clucked kindly, “Oh sweetie, you were so brave with all those needles in your arm!”  And suddenly I felt five years old, where it is considered bravery to get four shots.  And subsequently felt less than brave as a 24 year old where a few needles are the least of my worries. 

Ah, all will be well.  But for now, signing off; my typhoid is acting up.

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